The Adventures of Common Sense Man: Episode I
Instantly a tiny pink alien sat on the end of Rosie's bed blowing bubbles out of its mouth. "Awww its soooo cute! I couldn’t ever ask for anything better for my 7th birthday." She kept her eyes on the cute little alien and turned her head toward Angelina, "What are we going to call her?"
*Poof!* Enter Common Sense Man. "Hello! Little girl! What's the matter with you!? Some alien life form appears on your bed blowing something out what appears to be its face and you say, "what are we going to call her?". Hello! For all you know this could be a queen army alien sent to destroy our country's youth. And you think just because its pink its a female?! Hellooooo! Common sense people!"
Rosie replied, "Common sense tells me strange men don’t just appear in little girl’s rooms, especially men with common sense," she snapped in a harsh voice like a 7 year old picking on a 6 year old. "How do I know your not the alien?!"
*Poof * Exit Common Sense Man.
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May 7th 2005
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